Butts…, 2 half-rounded, chewy like portions, anatomically located on the posterior of pelvic region. They consist of 2 muscles named idontknow and idontcare, and between them, there is a horrendous tiny hole called ASSHOLE. Frankly, before I wrote this thingy, I googled the thing and it came up with a bunch of list of people using Butts as their surname (e.g Politicians, Poets, Pornographic actor, Writer, etc). Seriously, what did they think?

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Now, meet ASSHOLE, as I acquainted you with the word before, it is, one of the dirtiest, foulest, smudgiest, and so on part of our body. An orifice which control the expulsion of our stools (read:shit/crap/dung) and somehow I have come to a realization that, you can’t even peek at your own ASSHOLE, unless you possess high level of flexibility.

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Last but not least, this unwanted semi-solid matter acquires everything that Butts and ASSHOLE do not have, and an ASSHOLE would be purposeless if it doesn’t exist. say hello to Mr. CRAP! :), I’m pretty much sure I do not need to elaborate about THE THING since the run-down will only make this writing be an unpleasant, lousy, nasty and yucky post.

At the end, I am just sharing how boring 3 months holiday can be. Professedly, Butts is the best analogy to describe my humdrum-ness, yet I know it will soon be CRAP.

Bye-bye for now! hehehe.